- Granite: Hear me out. This is a very, very important rock for a number of reasons. There are so many reasons why this rock is my top rock that it’s hard to list out. But one of the numerous reasons that I am unwilling to list out due to the length of the reasons that are unwillingly long to list, it is within pencils. Pencils are useful because John Wick uses a pencil sometimes (once at least), hence the nickname Baba Yaga, which means “Pencil User”, in a forgotten language similar to Latin, which is also old af.
- Kid: Kid Rock is an important iconic musician and artist who sings deep songs about his very deep feeling emotions, like his critically acclaimed song “Bawitdaba” in which he shares his thought provoking lyrical genius with the lyric “Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy”, showing his raw emotion being of being hurt deep down by someone who has a serious case of illiteracy. If you can’t relate to that line, then you can’t relate to The Kid.
- Dwayne Johnson: Guy is a unit. I mean he was in Moana and Fast and the Furious, my two favorite movies, behind John Wick 1 (NOT 2).
- Rock N Roll: My favorite Rock N Roll song, “Livin in the Sunlight, Lovin in the Moonlight”. That’s all.
- Asphalt: Not many people have asphalt on their top 5 rocks lists. Well I am not one of those people. Let’s take a trip down memory lane. Remember recess, running around with the fellas on asphalt. That was fun and stress free. Also, roads. Also, it looks like lava rock.
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